Enlightenment

You meet all sorts in a strip club.

Several months ago, I met two brothers in a strip club.
It was their first time, and one of them was very excited for me to perform for him and his brother.
During the dance, I got to chatting. They were both married and having a night out. Their wives didn't know they were at the strip club, as the Mormon faith didn't approve of such things...

Needless to say, I showed them the light!